WEBPAGE BY
FRANKENPOET
The woods are full of cuckoos. The monkey scholars ate finger bananas, drew charts and discussed tri-dimensional cartography. I want to go where the grass really is blue and live with the people that wiggle their fingers. You need to go without ignition sometimes or your walking feet get stupid and everyone knows stupid is contagious. Unbubble your head sweet prince, this toot's for you.
Non-sequitus Dramaticus Lumptor
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): It be easier
touching your toes if you keeps them close to your chest. Though they jingles
more when you walk, using your keys for earrings is impracticable.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You cannot hear it but I am singing a song for Virgos. Full of mystic, aura shaking importance to the ultimate advancement of the Virgo individual's successful traverse. Only $9.99 + pst and gst plusshippingandhandling.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Libras are festive trouser people. They like to chew all of the food on their plate, whether they plan to swallow or not. Libra's love to sing along.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Scorpio, your moon is aligned with Uranus, so things are moving well this month.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You draw your little cell phone from the fast action Velcro pouch and dial your pager number. It rings once, twice, again, click and you listen for the beep. You don't say anything. You hate when people do that.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): We are sorry Capricorn but to survive this month intact you will have to dance the gobblebottom and share the custody of Rudy the wonderpuppet.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You ride along on your bike when you meet the June bug of enlightenment and as you lie on the grassy boulevard beneath the stars you crave marzipan.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): Player says go and game makes happy elephant fun before victory and child receives treat is tasting like delicious food or berries.
Aries (March 21-April 19): The cat that sat at the back of the shack took an awful good look at the spine of the book and he chin whiskered hmm with a squint of the room and said good enough for goats is good enough for me.
Taurus (April 20-May): You appreciate courtesy, as you are so often politely asked to leave. You really must give up licking your change.
Gemini (May -June 20): Oh yeah. Uh-huh. That's right. You won the Win a Date with Mike Contest with free complimentary golf pants, and the use of a sycophant for the afternoon. Mike Harris, your green fees at work.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): You sneeze and a butterfly pops out of your snoot. The butterfly sneezes and a bubble pops out. The bubble pops and startles the penguin. The penguin falls off the tree branch. The terrier grins.